who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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