butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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