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(407): View more from Florida

I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms

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(440): View more from Ohio

i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka

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(360): View more from Washington

just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.

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(770): View more from Georgia

He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?

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(858): View more from California

We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?

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(216): View more from Ohio

I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.

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(707): View more from California

Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.

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