You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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