We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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