Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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