Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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