It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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