her vagine was all disorganized.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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