This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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