I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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