Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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