Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Randomize
