So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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