i may or may not be watching the land before time
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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