is your mom at the bar?
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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