Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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