What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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