your thong is hanging out like whoa
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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