If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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