dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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