I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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