we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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