I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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