we're blogging at a bar
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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