The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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