Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
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