Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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