the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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