yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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