i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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