Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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