oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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