She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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