Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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