I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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