I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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