Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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