Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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