I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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