Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
She's like a pop up book from hell.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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