ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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