it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Farmville is her only friend.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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