Whoa Z and x make the same sound
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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