i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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