i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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