do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
