You're completely useless in the revolution.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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