For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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