Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
You're like the curious george of whores
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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