I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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