nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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