the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
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