But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just tell him i said nine months
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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