He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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