Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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